Day Seven

I've missed a few days, but still, I do not have an internship.

Day Three

Still nothing.

I Understand

"We are looking for a different sort of intern than what we feel you would provide." 

I understand. It's quite difficult, I imagine, to find an intern forged from the heart of a distant, ethereal star, capable of staring into the very depths of your soul and discerning the exact temperature of coffee that would complete you on your spiritual journey as a human being.

Day Two

Not yet.